The Donkey PunchIf youre going to dip your pen in the company ink, you might as well make a mess. The answer: The Donkey Punch. An evening with The Donkey Punch will earn you oh so many points with your coworkers. Theyll praise you, theyll fear you and theyll most likely fire you, so get your resume ready, ol boy.

A pair of socks for each of your douche-bag groomsman

legally speaking

Shakespeare sure was on to something when he wrote that little ditty

Tell no one

you motor-boatin’ S

Fact: Every lady

Nothing says “it’s my birthday and I’ll do what I want” quite like the Golden Shower

” give her a birthday surprise she’ll never forget

In the end

you’ll know it’s a job done well

at least once in her life

If you’re going to dip your pen in the company ink