Sylvan Library (German)- "Waldesbibliothek" [Renaissance]Set: Renaissance Type: Enchantment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{G} At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.

Set: Judge Gift Cards 2008 Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{B} Search your library for a card

you may untap Summoning Station

Set: Eighth Edition Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {5} Each creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares at least one creature type with it

Set: Fifth Edition Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{W} Destroy all lands

you may say "Gotcha

Set: Masters 25 Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {G}{W} Search your library for a creature card

+1: Exile the top card of your library face down and look at it

Set: Limited Edition Beta Type: Creature — Spirit Rarity: Rare Cost: {B} Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach

Sima Yi fought for four generations of the Cao family before his own grandson became emperor and united the three kingdoms

put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control

" —Chitlati

are truly absurd